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‘last light’ // converge
this is for the hearts still beating
1-85
Anonymousjesus, whoever asked this, jesus.
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
well, yeah, but no more important then personality and stuff, that’s obvious
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
of course, being with someone who can make you feel good when the rest of the world makes you feel awful, thats always worth a little effort.
3. Are you a virgin?
Totally
4. Are you in a relationship?
no not really, you shouldn’t be asking about my love and sex life, it’s pretty dead
5. Are you in love?
no, not at the moment
6. Are you single this year?
yeah, and i will be the next year, and the next year, and the year after that
7. Can you commit to one person?
yeah sure
8. Describe your crush
she is a haunting in my sleep who makes me feel loved and wanted, we’re all mushy and cuddly and junk, and then i wake up and i get all sad. like a bitch
9. Describe your perfect mate
i could go forever into detail about all the contradicting things i’d want in a soul mate, but lets see, i want her to make me look at things differently, like, in an entirely new way, and i want her to not carry such weight in her heart, when things could be easier on the anxiety and make me feel dumb and naive. thats what i want.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
my 1st love was quite literally, love at 1st sight, of course i do
11. Do you ever want to get married?
yeah, someday when i’m older and i know everything i am, like by my late 40’s.
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
yeah, i’m pretty forgiving, i can let stuff go, 2nd chances man, people are only human after all,
13. Do you get jealous easily?
not so much anymore, i can get in these phases when i get jealous easy, it’s only when i feel like my partner isn’t like, completely faithful.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
no one really.
15. Do you have any piercings?
nope
16. Do you have any tattoos?
not yet, i want to be covered in them though
17. Do you like kissing in public?
yeah it’s alright, i wouldn’t mawl my mate in public, that just makes me uncomfortable, kissing is alright within reason, it can make everyone else uncomfortable
20. Do you shower every day?
60% of the time, i shower every day (yeah, i made that joke)
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
only feelings of resentment, loathing, and pity
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
not really.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
yeah?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
i won’t be dating in 5 years, let alone being married
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
why not, i wouldn’t be opposed to it, it doesn’t matter so much anymore
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
yeah, it was nice, untrue, but nice
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
not that i know of.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
twice, maybe more.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
no
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
I’D MAKE MY 3” WANG A 30 INCHER or maybe just get laser eye surgery.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
oh, plenty
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
it’s the most common (and my opinion) best kind of love
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
joe litwin dry humps me like, daily, that count?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
same question, same answer
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
yeah
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
yeah, who hasn’t?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
last girlfriend
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
yes, these like someone questions are mostly going to be yes, so just skip ahead to 41.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
every single day of my life, i have at one point a day
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
countless poems, no songs
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
sadly, no, nor will i next year, or the next year, or the year after that
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
uhhh, my hands explore pretty quick, but it depends on the circumsances
43. How long was your longest relationship?
about a year and 4 months i think
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
5, 2 of which could be considered as real
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
1
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
0
47. How old are you?
18
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
it’s nothing new, just say thats good, and slither away.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
no boyfriend/girlfriend
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
she has nothing to apologize for, but i like chocolate so sure
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
there are 15 boys and girls who i would do anything for
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
nah, i don’t give up on people, it’s dumb
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
what am i? and 8th grader?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
i’d like to think theres plenty
55. Share a relationship story.
once i dated this nice girl, i met her at a headlights over hills show, she was wonderful, although the entirely relationship was stressful and awkward. i took her star gazing and spray painting because i’m artsy and corny like that, she’s now a friend of mine, she’s a good person
56. State 8 facts about your body
1) i have a weird spine
2) i have a weird face
3) im really underweight
4) i’m pale as a ghost
5) i always look dirty and greasy, even when clean
6) i have a dumb smile
7) i have long boney, serial killer fingers
8) i have ratty, facial hair
57. Things you want to say to an ex
i got something to say (buh duh dum) i killed a baby today! it doesn’t matter much to me, so long as it’s dead
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1) say 10 things i have never thought about
2) show me a band i’d really like
3) think i’m funny
4) care for me as much as i’d care for you
5) have back dimples (my ultimate weakness)
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
fine, later
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
about 4 years
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
mostly physical things, ass and lower back, hair, and face, then i take notice of their personality and just little ticks
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
just do something randomly, without me expecting or anticipating it. also, moaning, it’s the fucking best
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
put your fucking penis in her fucking vagina or her fucking asshole
64. What is your definition of cheating?
fully love someone else, or just y’know be physically (or verbally) sexual with someone else
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
theres no routine, it just whatever we feel like doing that time, ear biting and stuff it cool
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
i’ve never done one, i’d like to though
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
we just hang out at my house and watch louie or make out or something, and then we go to a show later in the night, and i walk her home, no matter where she lives
68. What is your sexual orientation?
i’m attracted to girls, but i don’t like them. where as i’m not attracted to guys, and i don’t like them.
69. What turns you off?
just the air around a person is unsettling, and the things they hold important or concern their lives with can be repulsive. musical taste and general views on things.
70. What turns you on?
ass and back dimples, a voice, and any kind of noise a girls makes while being intimate, and then theres things like ear biting, and something simply like sitting in my lap with there hands resting on my chest, thats something so insignificant but it makes a huge difference.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
when i was like in 7th grade, i dreamed of a new reporter woman getting double teamed by 2 mexican guys, and i woke up really freaked out,
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
i couldn’t say, it feels nice to hear any kind of compliment or dirty talk, or just your name.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
i’d just like someone to crush on me, i just want to know what it’s like. as pitiful as that sounds
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
the whole ass and back dimple thing
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
for me birthday this girl got me the coolest gift ever, it was a fortune cookie that she put one of my quotes in, it was really thoughtful
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
i’m not a particularly sweet guy, i guess i heard one of my friends used to have this old chain necklace that she lost, so i gave her one of my mine that i got from my great grandma, i’d like to think that was pretty sweet
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
it’s not so big of a deal, if it’s a plutonic based thing. if it’s like purely sexual, it’s a little weird, but if it’s built on the foundation of personality or whatever, then i don’t care.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
the whole reptilian shape shifter thing, girls i fuck lay eggs
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
back when me and my ex were still dating she had cheated on me twice with this one guy, and whenever she would mention talking to him or staying up late at night to talk to him, i’d get super angry, i felt like she was more in love with this guy then me.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
probably a few months ago
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
joe liwtin
joe litwin
joe litwin
joe litwin
joe litwin
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my friend alida, before she left tonight, which i weird, i used to never be able to hug her, or anyone for that matter
83. Who was your first kiss with?
same girl mentioned above, DRAMMMAAAAAA
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
i don’t feel like getting into the whole story, but basically or at least from my side, was i was pretty neglectful being all sad and crazy and junk, and some other guys were making her feel loved and she was more in love with one in particular then me, and when i called her out on it, she broke up with me the next day.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
i have once, i don’t see why i wouldn’t do it again.
thanks anon, sweet jesus that took forever
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